McPan or McJapan

Yes I know the time is getting longer, and longer between posts, but thats only because I've been very busy with the socialising that comes with staying in a dormitory. Occasionally I may not even be home for long enough to type crap that is usually associated with blogs (except mine). So here comes my speech.

I am a very, very and very long servant of the McDonalds Corporation and have only just recently retired from that very, very and very shit line of work. Anyways long story short, I'm a poor student in a foreign country so I go eat and analyse McDonalds in Japan.

As a McDonogynocoligist I am an avid researcher of fried goods and pussy. Don't confuse me with a BiMcDonogynocoligist because I don't mix the two together or I'd rather keep the two separate. Anyway here we have a McWrap. Normally we see the 'Chicken' variety in Australia but in Japan it is known as the 'Ebi' variety or prawn for the non Japanese. It has a much more prawny taste than the Australian one.

I had the wrap with a BigMac meal (insert BigMac here). Do you out there notice something odd? No? Look closer. Not yet? Look closier? Nothing? Look even more closier.

The straw does not come out from the middle. No. It comes out of a place I especially coined 'offset to the middle'. Sorry I promise no more closier jokes. I mean that is serious weird and illogical. Or maybe the Japanese are the smartest country in the universe. Seriously think of the benefits of have the straw come out of a place that is slightly 'offset to the middle'. You don't have to have your mouth reach as far when going for the next drink (if you have the offset direscted at you of course). This is going to revolutionise the world.

This however will not. It is the Teriyaki Burger or as the Japanese like to call it 'Teriyaki BaaGaa'. It just tastes like a Teriyaki Burger. Enough said. But I could go one for years about the next burger.

The King is back and by 'King' I mean King BIGMAC. In Japan it is known as the Mega MAC. (Big letters for emphasis). It's big but messy. Of course as a McDonogynocoligist I have to deal with pussies too. Here is a clean shaven one.

Sorry folks its not over yet. Here we have the Chicken Shake. I do warn you watching this video yourself is not recommended and I should know because I'm a McDonogynocoligist. Trust me you would rather watch this with 2 people at least. End story.