Friday, March 21, 2008

Not in Japan, But I see the LIGHT!!!

Im still in SEA (if you don't know what that stands for all u non asians need to GOOGLE it), and its been a relaxing time. However I'm in Malaysia, city of Kuching on the island of Borneo, famous for its orangutans. I have seen some here previously but can't be botheres going RAMBO in the jungle to find some. By the way, I find Rambo 4 to be a great movie for what it is, a bloodygorefestthatonlyrambocandeliver movie.

Anyways this tropical heat is killing me. I'm all sticky and wet, and before you all get too turned on, I'll jus say its not such a pretty site.

Whilst sweatily typin away I would like to announce that I hae finally received instructions on where, when and how much my accomadation is. Except it is in Japanese. I can decifer some of it but it's gonna take some balls to actually follow the instructions with my translation.
Anyone who translates this for shall be paid in many riches, or not, or maybe just a prize from Japan. Maybe one of those Japanese thingies, you know the stuff that people always rave about and you have no idea what they are talking about but you go with it cause it's the cool thing to do. Heck it's always a good idea to worship Japanese things like whale eating and fat people fighting.

So get translating people otherwise instead of going to my Japanese International Residence, I might accidentally wind up at the local red light district. "Accidentally"...... End Story.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you insist,

Period of stay: 1 April 2008 - 30 September 2008
Type of room: Exchange student, Single room
Room number: D-313
Rent: 5900 Yen/month
Cleaning fee: 6000 Yen (by request)
Electricity and water bill: Pay as you use

Laugh at that Mr Japanese person

About $65/month for rent.. what's in the room exactly? Enough space for one guy and a cute japanese girl?

Oh whoops, did I just type that out?

Dan said...

OOOOOOOOOh Mr Anon
I'm guessing Ben
or Ewen but I dont credit him for typing so nice and having time to actually read my blog...

Anonymous said...

lol, its ewen who typed dat for sure.... but something is diff, he seems extra happy....hmmmmm

Dan said...

Jeez why do people haf to be anon !!!