Nippon wa kowai!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Letg me spell it out to you people in Australia. I miss the keyboards there. Currently I`m in a Japanese internet cafe that is overpriced but has free drinks and a tv and PS2 in my booth. AND THE KEYBOARD SUX ASS. I can`t believe I`m saying this but I miss Australian keyboards, or normal keyboards.

I am scared out of my mind at the moment but also loving every minute of it. I know that didn`t make sense because I didn`t sleep on my 1am flight to Japan. Also I know that my upper apostrophes look funny, I can`t find a proper one. Well until I work out how to get internet at home I will have random crazy patches of sleep deprived blogging as I lose myself in the city.

By the way, the place I`m staying at is so quiet but it looks and feels like the middle of Perth. No joke!!!! Also an Ikea is opening soon. Looks like I can get some furniture for my room. Sorry about the no pics in this post but I was`nt planning on blogging like this. End story.

Update 20mins after inital post: I hacked a map


Basically I live in Perth city kinda of place. Not the busy part, more like East Perth and where I am now is like a party where people arn`t really having fun but are still there to crowd the place up. Maybe I`m being delusional again. I really need sleep. It`s so BIG HERE. End story.

OMFG!!! Part 1

I would like to introduce to you my OMFG part of my blog. In it will be OMFG stuff that boggles the mind.

I would like to leave the most perfect example.


Nothing out of the ordinary really. 6 pack of VB, $21.30 singapore dollars so about $15.00 Aus money. A bit pricey but you could say it was imported from Victoria. No set your jaws to drop.


Yes it is true. Coronas are cheaper than VBs. I know VBs have been Boonie and Warnie endorsed but that does not make it worth more in this SO VERY cricketing nation of Singapore. I mean they always have people playing on their one cricket pitch....

So coronas are cheaper in Singapore ann cheaper than VB. What more can I say. HELL YEH. End Story.

Not in Japan, But I see the LIGHT!!!

Im still in SEA (if you don't know what that stands for all u non asians need to GOOGLE it), and its been a relaxing time. However I'm in Malaysia, city of Kuching on the island of Borneo, famous for its orangutans. I have seen some here previously but can't be botheres going RAMBO in the jungle to find some. By the way, I find Rambo 4 to be a great movie for what it is, a bloodygorefestthatonlyrambocandeliver movie.

Anyways this tropical heat is killing me. I'm all sticky and wet, and before you all get too turned on, I'll jus say its not such a pretty site.

Whilst sweatily typin away I would like to announce that I hae finally received instructions on where, when and how much my accomadation is. Except it is in Japanese. I can decifer some of it but it's gonna take some balls to actually follow the instructions with my translation.
Anyone who translates this for shall be paid in many riches, or not, or maybe just a prize from Japan. Maybe one of those Japanese thingies, you know the stuff that people always rave about and you have no idea what they are talking about but you go with it cause it's the cool thing to do. Heck it's always a good idea to worship Japanese things like whale eating and fat people fighting.

So get translating people otherwise instead of going to my Japanese International Residence, I might accidentally wind up at the local red light district. "Accidentally"...... End Story.

Still not in Japan

After packing for God knows when on Sunday night I have finally begun my trip of self realisation. Or my trip to Japan. It took me a whole night to pack and an hours sleep and have finally made it to out of Japan with seemlinglessly no problems. (I'm sure I would've forgot somthing). Yet... Well I got to my grandma's house at 1PM and slept it off all night so I've done pretty much F all. I did spend a valuable 30 minutes drawing my trip up as of now.




I swear it was only 30 minutes. End Story.

Blog 2: Still not in Japan, but close enough

As the days past I see myself getting sucked into the unknown crazy that I shall call Japan. My preparations have been less than ideal but nevertheless been worthwhile. The essentials have been sorted, e.g. money, visa, and flight tickets, however packing of clothAes and stuff has well not begun yet. With less than 48 hours to go and two 21st still to get pissed at well I might be leavin Perth with just money, visa and Singapore airline tickets as well as a tonne of gum for my young cousin in Singapore.

Today I got my centrelink sorted (more money at fornightly intervals) and received my visa. Fairly standard visa with my beautiful face. Actually I just realised I got a haircut. Anyways I think my "friends" should at least indicate whether I could get into Japan with my "visa" photo and my awesome new look.

dassd asdaVISA as sssdasdfsadsasdsaME LOOKING SEXY

Also got pissed today with some uni peoples. I would show you some gory pics but I CBF and I'm sure dirty pictures of me will be lying around on FACEBOOK. Now I have a real reason to dislike it. End story.

Can Dan Japan?

There were many naming decisions before I decided on "Can Dan Japan". I wanted "Dan in Japan" but it was taken two years ago by a guy who's blogged for 3 months. Then "Dan Does Japan" was taken but not "Dan Likes Japan" that was deemed too gay by BEN and IAN (HOMOS). Can Dan Japan? Please check this space.

Anyways I don't have my visa yet let alone landed in the land of the rising sun. I will put pictures here and retell all my awesomo Japanese stories here or not. Also people could possibly contact me if they wanted to through this lame "blog."

But blogs are better than FACEBOOK. This a rebellion against FACEBOOK!!! I would rather start a lame blog than sign up for facebook. FB should stand for FUCK BUDDIES and nothing else. End story.